#posts I saw on Reddit

[thegracelessfaceless]

Was perusing Reddit and found this. So awesome!

[torubeth]

he picks up his phone on the first ring, ‘yes sweetheart? did you already reach? where are you?’

‘i’m almost there ken but i think i’m gonna need a minute or two to recover’

concern flooded his mind ‘recover? what happened-‘

‘i just saw the most beautiful man ever!’ you squeal through the phone.

what.

‘he’s drop dead gorgeous ken! and he’s not even doing anything, he’s just- standing there’ you sigh dreamily.

‘oh my god ken, his jaw is so chiseled i could grate cheese on it’ your squealing continues.

‘my love, what are you talking about?’

were you being serious right now? was his jaw not chiseled enough to grate cheese? was he not gorgeous?

why were you calling him, your dear boyfriend, to gush about some man guy?

‘and he’s in this light blue dress shirt which you already know is my personal weakness’

wait. oh.

just then, a small smile makes its way on to his face.

‘ken ken ken he just smiled! i think it might be my favourite smile ever! oh god, it’s so beautiful’ you’re swooning on the other side.

‘really? tell me more’ he’s full on grinning now.

‘i could go on and on but you know what? i think i’m gonna shoot my shot and ask him out. i’ll let you know how it goes later. bye, i love you’ you hang up and he has to stop himself from laughing.

he pockets his phone when sees you crossing the road to get to him.

you throw a small wave at him ‘hey, i was on my way to see my boyfriend but then i saw you and you’re just so beautifully sculpted and i decided that i’d rather spend my life with you instead. what do you say?’

‘i’ll have to ask my girlfriend about that’

clicking your tongue ‘of course a guy like you is off the market’ you feign defeat ‘but i bet i’m more prettier than her’

his eyes scan you from top to bottom ‘you’re ok i guess’

scoffing ‘gee ken thanks a lot. what’s the harm in playing along for a little bit?’ you pout, making him snicker.

you and your antics never fail to amuse him.

you feel his arms wrap around you then and pull you to his chest as you melt into him.

‘i’m not lying. my girl is the prettiest’ he says.

‘and i wasn’t either, you really do have a jaw for grating cheese’

(rblogs appreciated🤘🏼)

[yardsards]

someone pointed out that milsiril sniffs the top of kabru's head like parents of newborns do with their babies, and i haven't been able to stop thinking abt it

like. ma'am. that is a wholeass preteen.

[lighthouse-guardian]

no one is safe we're sending the fucking cat to the battlefield

[sinsydia]

Sebastian being a menace Pt. 2

[miyamiwu]

Watch To Be Hero X in the Original Chinese Audio, with English Subs

When the show just premiered, Crunchyroll labeled Japanese as the original audio. The Chinese audio is also listed at the very bottom of the audio options for some reason. These have led to a lot of people not knowing that Chinese is actually the original and causing reuploaders to only post the Japanese/English dubs. So if you don't have access to official channels because of region-locking or whatever reason, then you’ll have a hard time googling for the Chinese version.

But fret not! I will download each episode as they come out and share them with you.

Here’s a folder link to the Chinese episodes.

To access the folder, you need to enter this key:

XQRXPfDB9jUAgZYflCFrMg

And to watch the video, you need to open it in a media player that supports .mkv files, like VLC Media Player.

If you can pay to watch TBHX in official channels, then please do so to support the creators of the donghua. This link is really more for those who are region-locked from accessing the Chinese versions.

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Official channels with the Chinese audio

BiliBili Chinese site (for mainland China only)

BiliBili YouTube (for Asia)

Crunchyroll (I can’t access Crunchyroll, so idk its region limits. But I’ve heard that the Chinese audio is available here)

BiliBili YouTube is available for the following regions, specifically:

Bhutan, Timor-Leste, China, India, Indonesia, Taiwan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Pakistan, Brunei, Sri Lanka, Singapore, North Korea, Cambodia, Thailand, Macau, Myanmar, Laos, Philippines, Mongolia, Vietnam, Hong Kong, Maldives, Malaysia

You need a channel membership to watch the episodes as they come out, but a free version of the ep will be released a week after airing.

[seaprincess-selkie]

So close to finishing the matching skirt (until my next berry project 🍓)

[aliiiiiiice]

[beepborpdoodledorp]

this shot has been living rent-fucking-free in my head I want to fucking shout it from the rooftops WHY DOES HE REACH OUT TO HER LIKE THAT. why is it so slow? why does he look so sad?? 'Oh he's just confused' NO AFTER SHE SAYS HIS NAME THAT IS NOT A LOOK OF CONFUSION. THAT IS NOT THE LOOK OF A PANICKED MAN ABOUT TO SPIN WHAT HE THINKS IS THE DELUSIONAL STALKER CASHIER AROUND TO ASK HER WHY THE FUCK SHE KNOWS HIS NAME WHEN THEY'VE NEVER MET BEFORE.

So Pomni understands here it's for the best to let Gummigoo leave because he doesn't remember her. or. OR. he does and can't and/or won't say it. why do you look away for a split second. is it because you are uncomfortable or is it out of shame. do you want to speak but you cannot? do you want to tell her there's the slightest flash of familiarity about her? WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING US YOU REPTILIAN PIECE OF SHIT

bro this is not the goodbye you give to the weird stalker girl who's been trying to get your attention the entire time, even if she did seemingly give up on it and just give you a normal farewell. that smile is warm. it's genuine. it's wary but it's understanding. even if ONE TINY FRAGMENT of his memory survived the confetti obliteration, JUST ENOUGH to know this was once his friend and as such he should give her a proper farewell, I can sleep peacefully. but also I just spent the past twenty minutes trying to read the expression of a cartoon candy alligator so clearly I was never sleeping peacefully to begin with. I AM IN PAIN. I AM BY LAW A GROWN ADULT AND THIS IS WHAT I CHOOSE TO DO WITH MY LIFE

[solelyseeking]

AITA for trying to bag the new kid at my school?

I, Tom, [16M] have been crushing on this super cute boy [15M] named Harry. He’s new, and he just transferred here- super mysteriously- to the private school I go to. I’m not a Tory FYI I literally got in on scholarship so don’t flame me. Anyways, everyone was intrigued by him, so obviously I had to have him first.

I’m honestly super handsome and everyone at Hogwarts (the school I go to) wants to sleep with me. It should’ve been super easy. But Harry has been super weird everytime we’re alone together?

At first I thought maybe he was just insecure (he’s totally hot though, he’s got these gorgeous green orbs and he’s way more muscular than he looks because he’s really good at Quidditch) or even that he thought he wasn’t worthy of me (true but to be fair nobody’s on my level).

But it kinda seems like he actually hates me? We’ve never met before, and I’m being super charming. I’m usually really good at getting people to like me because i’m basically a sociopath. But he’s not falling for it, at all- and it’s only making me want him more?

TLDR; is there any way he’s just being rude to me because he wants to sleep with me? The kids at the orphanage I grew up in (call me a freak or something and I will track your ip address and kill you) used to pull on each others hair and such when they had crushes on each other.

Is there any way he tried to Avada Kedavra me (slang word for murder at my school lol) as a method of flirting?

Serious answers only. Trolls DNI.

| tf is quidditch

| BIG GREEN ORBS LMAO

| bro literally thinks he’s a shounen protagonist

| is this guy fr?

| yeahhh OP is so handsome and yet he’s trolling on reddit

| he’s not like other girls fr!

[jimmyisawkward]

Rule

[avicinda]

If you are a non spending player (f2p) in Infinity Nikki, here is why you should care that the 5 star is 11 pieces and leading to a boycott:

Spending players, especially whales, are how YOU get to be f2p.

Because if a gacha game alienates their whales, it proceeds extremely quickly to "f2p can barely do anything at all" as the game slides faster and faster to pay to win to make up for losing their whales. Then f2p players leave. Then the game hits End of Service because no one is playing and paying for it anyway. No more Infinity Nikki for anyone. Infinity Nikki is not "too big to fail," it's big enough to withstand losing a lot of people, but the lower the revenue falls, the faster shit hits the fan for f2p.

You know why the game has been so generous with free outfits and pieces every month so far? Because that was the honeymoon period. They were trying to hook us in, and more importantly, they want happy whales who feel like they're getting their money's worth so they will keep spending.

We are now in the "fuck around and find out" phase of a gacha's lifetime, much earlier than I'd hoped. This is the part of the gacha timeframe where the devs increase monetization and things like the spending meter that I call Gacha Bullshit. This is when they test the waters and see how far they can get away with things.

11 pieces is an increase of pity by 20 pulls. No sane gacha game would do this unless they were testing the players' reaction. If you play any other gachas with a set pity, think very hard about how increasing those pities by 20 pulls would feel.

Mira Crown is a decent chunk of free pulls and diamonds for all players every month. Changing from every 14 days to once a month was the test. Conceding and changing it to twice a month is "we hear you, but we don't really want to listen, so shut up already."

If whales don't push back NOW against the increasing Gacha Bullshit, the devs start to add more, and, slowly, choke out the parts of the game that are f2p. This has happened before. This is why there's a "stupid" boycott! It's not "just" discourse.

You want your game to stay playable and fun for f2p? Then stop sneering at the very people who pay so you can play it f2p in the first place.

(This is not a defense of spending practices in predatory games, but it's the reality we live in that whales exist who want to spend money on things that make them happy.)

[gingertomcat]

OH FUGGGG

A GOUGAR

DDDD:

[imlostinmy20s]

skethdump

I just wanted to draw a parallel between scout and spy?? nvm

[goat-moth-thing]

i think some get angry at transmascs for discussing our oppressiin because they view invisibility as a privilege rather than a way in which we are oppressed

when their view of invisibility as a privilege is challenged, they lash out and say that we want to be oppressed soooo bad and that we need to shut up

and of course, if we do shut up then nothing changes. we remain invisible and nobody sees us. or talks about us. or cares about us

[ljorsomething]

~ for you